Really Now?

After I saw this on Fox News, I went to the library in Celebration, FL, and I’ll be damned.

I couldn’t find any drugs, I didn’t see any drug addicts, and while I looked really closer, I couldn’t find anyone having sex.

I asked the librarian when the sex den was, and she looked at me like I was crazy. I told her that Fox News says libraries have turned into “drug-infested sex dens.”

I was assured that wasn’t the case.

Now, I’m sure Fox News didn’t lie to me…..did they?