Where's My Staff?

While Washington DC gets hit with severe weather; downed power lines, school closings, government offices closed, etc., some news directors may wonder where their staff is? Those staffers may be one of the elite few being coached by CNN on how to get to the network.

This is just a fancy way for CNN to try and recruit, but we give them credit for making it seem like its a big deal.

The question we have? Which CNN talent will be 'teaching & challenging' on what it takes to be network? The one that smokes weed on-air? The one that hands out 'nice rack' compliments? The one that confuses dildos with Isis logos? The one that shills T-shirts on-air during a massive hurricane? Or the one that isn't sure if the dog they hear barking, is a K-9?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall.

THIS is CNN.

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