Calm Down Piers!

Speaking of Piers Morgan....

The newspaper hack that so badly wants to be back on TV, will appear on the Rachel Ray show on Thursday. The show was pre-taped and it appears that Piers has his panties in a knot over the LeBron James touching Princess Kate. 

In a segment, Morgan was furious about James' gesture after the Cavaliers-Nets game Monday night. Prince William and his wife had attended the game.

"You do not put your arm around the future queen of England!" Morgan lectured. "You do not touch a member of the royal family unless they ask you to touch them or extend their hand. LeBron James, you may call yourself King James -- you are not a real king. Prince William is going to be my king, that was his wife -- hands off the duchess…. Do not touch the royals! They are immortal creatures. If they extend a hand, you gently touch it and say hello. You do not put your sweaty arm, after a game of basketball, around a member of the royal family."

It seems that Piers is more upset about this than Kate was.

Who's the diva now Piers?

H/T Orlando Sentinel