The Serious News of CBS

While Donald was defending the size of his little Trump, CBS was asking the really tough questions of voters. 

Here's our suggestion for a poll:

Which television network maintains the highest level of journalistic integrity:

     (A)  CBS

     (B)  NBC

     (C)  ABC

     (D)  Fox

     (E)  CNN

     (F)  None of the above, they're all like the Kardashians

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