If you ever watched the eHarmony ads and wondered if they really could find you a mate? After reading some of their advice, I'm going to say, NO that can't.

eHarmony posted on their site the 15 reasons you should date a Reporter.

For any of us that have spent time in TV news and in a newsroom, we know the last person on earth you would want to date is a Reporter (ok maybe the last person would be an Assignment Editor, but Reporter is close second).

Some of the reasons eHarmony thinks you should date a Reporter:

- Reporters are usually self-employed and have flexible schedules. If you’re free for lunch on a Wednesday, your significant other might be able to join you.

Ummmm....has eHarmony ever even been in a newsroom?

- Your date will always have interesting stories to tell.

h yeah, who doesn't want to hear about that day's city council meeting?

- Reporters have great “B.S. radar.” They expect honesty and transparency — and know how to find out the truth if it’s not being told.

That line is B.S.

- Reporters are trustworthy. And when you’re in a relationship with one, everything is off the record.

HA HA HA HA HA OK this one is just crazy wrong.