Handed Out Like Tic-Tacs
/The National Capital Chesapeake Bay Chapter of the Emmys raked in the money over the weekend as they handed out awards to just about everyone in the chapter.
WJLA Reporter Jay Korff liked to brag on his social media that he has won 77 Emmys. But, after the weekend, he’s no longer crowing about the 77 Emmys.
Because, he’s now up to 84 Emmys won.
He could have bought a car with all the money spent on Emmy entries.
If you want to see just how many of these “participation trophies” were handed out, here’s a list of “winners.” See how long it takes for you to scroll the list.
How can you feel like you accomplished anything when so many people won?
When I was a kid, you had to try out for the team; if you weren’t good enough, you got cut.
The only team that got a trophy was the team that won the championship.
Nowadays, all kids make the team, and EVERYONE gets a trophy.
Welcome to today’s Emmys.