Who Cares?

KWTV took the wraps off their new news chopper, which they claim is the latest state-of-the-art technology when it comes to choppers.

It's strange that the newest state-of-the-art chopper debuted more than a decade ago.

Well, maybe viewers will be more impressed to know that it has a “GARMIN G1000NX GLASS AVIONICS SUITE!!!”

Okay, maybe that’s bit above the news viewers’ heads. What if you told them that it has a maximum takeoff weight of over 3500 pounds?

Are you still not excited?

What if they told you that it is over 35 long and over 11 feet high?

I don’t think the promo team at KWTV put much thought into hyping up the new toy.

This might be the most boring news chopper launch in history.