Lemon Squeezed?

After making his sexist remarks on Thursday’s CNN morning show, Don Lemon has been M-I-A from the network.

He was not in the chair on Friday, and he was missing again on Monday.

CNN released a statement to deny that Lemon was off the air due to his sexist remarks.

A CNN spokesperson said: “He is taking the holiday. He’s been chased by paparazzi all weekend. He’s been under attack. He’s not ready to go back on air.”

Well, poor Mr. Lemon. He makes sexist comments, pisses off his co-anchors, and now HE’S “under attack.”

Hang on a sec, let me get out my tiny violin.