As a killer storm was hammering a large portion of the country, WTTG weather kid Matthew Cappucci was not giving viewers’ much information on the very serious storm that was impacted millions. He was making a weather rhyme.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

I did the ENTIRE FORECAST as a “‘Twas the night before Christmas” poem.

Merry Christmas y’all! 😃 @fox5dc @foxweather

Find yourself a meteorologist who cares enough to wake up at 2 a.m. to write a poem. 🥹 pic.twitter.com/nX12lvtYbP
— Matthew Cappucci (@MatthewCappucci) December 24, 2022

WTTG GM Patrick Paolini must be so very proud.

Also, you know how on Christmas, the grownups sit at the big table and the kids sit at the little table?

This is sort of like that.