With the Impeachment going on in DC, many Senators are being asked questions by the press.

Instead of, you know maybe just answering those questions, the GOP sent Senators a flashcard with suggested phrases to use to avoid Reporters and their questions.

We wish we were making this up, but we’re not:

Not sure how this is “seeking assistance” as the card states. Also, the problem is, the Senators have only been given 5 replies and there a lot of media covering this.

So, FTVLive thought we would help the Senators out with a few more replies when being asked about the impeachment hearings:

“I’m sorry, but I have to go poop”

“I can’t talk right now, I’m expecting a call from my boss Vladimir Putin”

"Can you repeat the question in Russian?"

“Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi”

“I nee

“Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi”

“I need to ask Sean Hannity how I should respond to your question”

“I can’t talk right now, but if I did, I have the best words.”

“Back off and move as I trample Democracy.”

“You’re fake news….”