Today marks the last day of the May ratings period and that means not everything will kill you or your kid again until November.

Sure, there is a rating book in July, but it basically doesn’t count.

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News Directors love to say that with meters “we’re in ratings everyday” and they add that the “ratings periods don’t mean anything anymore.”

Sorry we don’t buy that and you want proof as to why? Let’s send your main Anchor into the News Director’s office and ask for some time off in either May, November or February.

We rest our case.

Also, watch how many Anchors take tomorrow off and make it a long weekend.

But, the good news is that we made it through the book, despite the fact that just about everything in our house will kill us and don’t even think about venturing outside.

Also, the kid is now a vegetable because of video games, your dog is dying because of what you feed him and your husband is addicted to porn.

That all ends Today and will be making a return in November.

Except for your husband being addicted to porn, that shit goes on all year.