Here Comes the Judge
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Supreme Court Nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh and his wife Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, sat down with Donald Trump’s favorite cable news station to try and clear his name.
Kavanaugh talked to Fox News anchor Martha MacCallum about the accusations against him.
Kavanaugh claimed that he was a virgin, until well past college.
JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH:
“We’re talking about allegations of sexual assault. I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone. I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse in high school or for many years thereafter, and the girls from the schools I went to and I were friends - ”
MARTHA MACCALLUM:
“So you’re saying through all these years that are in question that you were a virgin?”
JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH:
“That’s correct.”
MARTHA MACCALLUM:
“Never had sexual intercourse with anyone in high school?”
JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH:
“Correct.”
MARTHA MACCALLUM:
“And through what years in college, since we’re probing into your personal life here?”
JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH:
“Many years after, I’ll leave it at that. Many years after.”
It should be pointed out that none of the allegations against Kavanaugh talk about intercourse.
Who ever thought that in 2018, we would be talking about the President’s penis looking like the character on a video game and talking about when a Supreme Court Nominee first had sex?
This is the world we live in now.
I don’t know about you, but I liked it better when there was a bit more decorum.
But, that’s just me.
