Now That's a Resignation Letter

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It comes as no surprise that many of the people that work in Master Control are sometimes a bit off.

Then again, you sit in a dark room and stare at TV monitors all day and see what happens. 

Anyway, a longtime Master Control Operator sent his resignation letter company wide at NY1 in the Big Apple.

Not sure it is was a poem or a rap song, but sources say the station called the NYPD after getting the letter. 

You know your resignation letter is epic when the station calls the cops after getting it. 

Here is it. 

Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:55:41 AM
To: dl-ny1-newsroomannouncements
Cc: DL-NEWS-FEEDS
Subject: Authentic/Blunt Ny1 Shout Out
 
  It is time for a Ny1 Shout Out
  it can not be stopped
  even its bug can’t be squashed
  I give you the brave men & women
  who bleed blue white & yellow
  I also provide a bunch of clowns in the end
  The rats that blend in the crowd
  And it all culminates…Now

  Inside City Hall
  or is it The Road To?
  Kurtz is confused of its name
  Nitzky seeks someone to blame
  but the Hardt of this crew
  is focus on gov'ts game
  if City Hall goes against the grain
  The Mount Olympus of ICH
  will put 'em all to shame
  
  Ring Ring Ring
  Susanna's viewers get their chance at fame
  The Call of a lifetime is Schiumo's to claim
  this 4-Band Show has earned its praise
  they are #1 rated and will not be outdated
  
  From Across America to Across the World
  Donna's Cast of On Stage deserves a Tony
  Neil's critics get a combined 4 apples
  Talking Pictures has to win an Oscar
  The Dynamic Duo of Sam & Doris
  keeps print alive with a Close Up Pulitzer                                  
  
  Maritza y DeJesus' Noticias
  is a dedicated station for Hispanics
  Pablo Headlines their tactics with an Emmy
  Budd should write biographies
  his 1on1 could win Best Documentary
  KG & Tom will have the last word
  if Sports On 1 wins an Espy
  
  JuanMan's Pura Politica
  must win a Gold Medal
  for reporting political policies
  Bobby's In Transit
  receives an A grade from Jose
  within his subway facilities
  
  Parents hope to get a good report
  The Kids Choice Award is meant for Shelly
  Annika & Diane invest their Stock Exchange
  for our struggling U.S. economy
  And who needs Morning Joe
  when you got Shaughnessy’s weekend show
  
  Jill's Real Estate's doing Well
  in all Urban areas
  Dan Cooks food that we all be Eaton
  which causes mass hysteria
  But according to Tara Lynn
  Money Matters
  you can’t have food under a roof
  without makin' them dollars

  Our Saving Grace puts the Council in its place
  if they ever get in her face
  Courtney knows corruption is Gross
  Liu's dignity better show up most
  If this Robin Hood steals from the rich
  Preet Bharara will give him fits
  Albany thinks Fink is wack
  until Silver & Skelos suffer the Zack attack
  Cuza’s tracks lead him to Guantanamo Bay
  democracy now has its say
  And Scotto from DC
  reveals Washington’s dirty deeds
  
  Lindsey & Michael Educate
  Erin & Kafi Operate
  Dominic & Errol Litigate
  Linda & Mark's What A Week Tolerates
  Howie & Yogi Resonate
  Dario & Phil's Athletics Exuberate
  
  Dean's Civil Rights Violate
  Lily Investigates
  Steven's Kind Heart Compensates
  Fabiola Contemplates
  Frank's Theatrics Elevate
  Torre's Reviews Rejuvenate
  
  Sanders' Footage Devastates
  Roger Dominates
  Palladino Regulates
  Jonathan’s Salsa Fascinates
  Patsi Participates
  Simon Says To Articulate

  Kim's Talking Headset Calculates
  Rolman's Empire Populates
  Alejandra Initiates
  Plasencia Orchestrates
  Global Val Circulates
  Mr. Whipple's Eyebrows Exaggerate
  
  Martinez Orders’ Delegate
  Del Castillo Films Illuminate
  Herzenberg Verbally Illustrates
  Becky Spitz Coordinates
  Adam's Robotics Regenerate
  and Susan Jhun should Legislate    
  
  The multitalented Local Edition
  make their Week In Reviews efficient
  Jessica & Joanne   
  made Bergen into the 6th borough
  Rocco & Ruschelle
  make Queens the King of all coverage
  Anthony & Bree
  make Staten Island a diamond in the rough
  for it will never be forgotten
  
  We can’t leave out Jeanine
  who keeps the streets clean in the BK
  The other Erin
  knows how to boogie down in the BX
  Don’t worry John
  you got it goin' on in Manhattan
  A man name Davitt
  got your Weather On The 1’s forecast
  in climatic fashion
  and without Shupak's Traffic Pack
  overseeing our 5 borough island
  we might suffer another Titanic misfortune

  Jess & Raj provide pin point accurate info
  their people collect research on the go
  you never know what they'll find
  from the place that blows your mind
  The Assignment Desk
  Robs peeps at the POD is never a mess
  Tim’s quest is having them up top the Hill
  L.J. greens a Minute that kills
  Thomas Farkas flips the bill
  with wheels that build
  Joel is the Siegel of newsroom skills
  his protege Jon Millian has copyright appeal
  if you feel like messin’ with these two dudes
  they'll leave you Floated, without ever being Approved

  Jerry's Phenomenal Truck Ops
  make their satellite stream top notch
  Shannon's News Assistance get Supreme
  riding cars & shooting videos from a long distance
  George's Ingest gives an Incredible Feed
  clips are brought back to its Spectrum indeed
  Lloyd's Elite Editors get extreme
  achieving deadlines without a hitch
  unless a slug needs a FIX
  Edwin's Geniuses of Graphics click
  providing stellar 3-D
  Larry's Creative Service holds it down
  as the DJ & MC
  Moses frees his TDs from a switch freeze
  their Dynamic CGs cue in a breeze
  that is how the story reads
  And Floor OPS like me, are Tech savvy
  in every fader server and studio    
  all deserve lots of props
  
  Marc's online posse wants street cred too
  they are the cream of the crop, and won’t be denied its do
  displaying an internet masterpiece of perfection
  so don’t you dare compete, with their Search Engine
  or you’ll get caught, in it's Charlotte’s WEB
  
  If machines breakdown
  don’t stress it
  you have Jeff's Engineers
  connecting the dots b/t wire & patch
  man vs machine was quite a match
  the riot is over
  humanity has triumphed without a scratch
  But a virus
  wants to win the war before its shun
  attempting to spread throughout the station
  Brad's Computer Geeks prevent annihilation
  ending its threat before 100% infection  
  I-T programs a cure with conviction
  not even Ad-Man’s hacking addiction
  can infiltrate this fire wall addition
  on a situation that looked bleak
  microchips can find peace
  
  Korean historian Lewis is primetime at night
  he does a good job under those bright lights
  Roma continues her grooves
  with Scholar Athlete moves in the afternoon
  Pat is MVP of morning news
  his In The Papers is Iconic in truth
  Elizabeth can handle any natural disaster
  FEMA is her source of power
  Cheryl is In Focus for all to know
  she is Fashion Week ready from head to toe
  Vivian's Spotlight as a script speaker
  make her Kev & Lisa's Book Reader
  Kristen's showing is never over
  her baked goods are renowned forever
  
  Apostle Adhemar holds his Mass at sunrise
  his gospel is a blessing if you wake up on time
  Captain Philip proves his 6 star rank at sunset
  he saves his audience from a viewership wreck
  Clever Carleth is handed Keys to the city
  she represents Tampa Bay with sanity
  And you think The Don Juan is done
  his translations will keep you in the dark son

  Mornings On 1 is Charter’s religion
  I reunite with GDNY’s Stacy-Ann Gooden
  There’s no Market, if Chelsea doesn’t fit in
  If you double cross Thom, he’ll act like Napoleon
  The return of Eric, sets up rival rundowns for oblivion
  Ed Mcshea, becomes RoboCop with clean vision
  Hat trick Nick does it all; this Jersey Boy has total precision 

  Oh yeah…1 More Thing
  Those clowns I mentioned
  The rats who blend in the shadows
  Like Kristopher Kelly, who scapegoat me
  I hope Dalet outdates, and you get strike 3
  Joe Truncale installs phone rules made for robots
  you’d have to be a fool to follow something that far out
  Chris Black slams doors in my face
  I hope a Fox gets automated, instead of dealing with your case
  Italian Stallion D’Avolio likes to get macho with me
  alright bro, if you can’t handle Ellis Island, might as well go back to Sicily
  9-1-1 emergency for a Bunny rabbit; but she doesn’t want to deal with it
  ok Dock, keep Rockin’, and stop being a waste of Engineer space
  Ralph NADER thinks the headset issue is silly
  does this mean HR & higher ups are buddies, or am I talking semantics?
  Hypocrite Victor hides info from management
  puttin’ me on the spot, giving me a total disadvantage
  Enza is a coward for screaming harassment on me
  not woman enough to confront me, about me, is the real embarrassment
  Managers hire an assassin name DOUG, to take me out!
  lol! If you target this thug, I will put your OCD in doubt!
  And without Detective Russell’s Evidence
  The inmate will still run the asylum
  Head of Security Brendan Falco we still look the other way
  Further proof, of an abuse of power, gone rock bottom  
  
  I will never forget the disrespect I received
  But in a twist, this disrespect completed my backbone
  I say thank you, for helping me embrace the cold side of reality
  Even when I am being followed, by the powers at be
  I hit back! I make sure no one screws with me
  I’m no puppet…I pull the strings
  You test me, I’ll make your soul sting
  Unlike others, I’m no two-face spy; I actually have integrity
  Wish I did have the power to identify these spies
  Maybe Jeff Carter, Angela The Librarian & Nate Brown can help
  Maybe Steve Shepherd & Tim Chandler can also help identify these chumps!
  Hand them to me, and I’ll make them suffer greatly
  
  If I can Z-Play this tale, not sure what role I would change
  Personality and culture will never be the same
  Maybe we can patch things up, despite ignorant assumptions
  False accusations by Dan “The Man” Ronayne  

  Make me out to be a ring leader, of a Union I never formed
  You should focus more on a studio that gets uglier with every brick
  To be fair, I will admit, I’m no angel in all this
  I was a kid with no motivation
  I finally man up with dedication
  I’m a perfectionist, who clashes with carelessness
  I’m a controversial character, who doesn’t play favorites  
  I overstayed my welcome, and career froze in a ditch
  IBEW extends its hand to get this career fixed
  I need my growth, so lets hope our hands fit
  I finally climb out this hole, to get out this b!%@#
  As I walk a new path, I decide to take my patch back!
  Why associate with frauds like you
  All that matters to me is my Playback!
  I’m Out!
  
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