KOIN sent out this "breaking news" tweet late last night.

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Brett · May 2, 2017
4 Guys, 1 Lane

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KT · May 1, 2017
"Local reporters injure index fingers while bowling."

DJ · May 1, 2017
"From the producers of 'Network' and 'The Big Lebowski'..."

Sam Clemons · May 1, 2017
(HEADLINE): 4 strikes and the they're out! ...
(SUBHEAD): Members of KOIN's teen news team in trouble for ''BREAKING'' FCC false emergency rules!

Portland,Oregon - These young TV news turkeys may be terminated for trying to be too clever with the station twitter account. The newsiies sent the above pictured "Breaking News" tweet to KOIN followers. The kiddos were unaware of the federal law banning media from sending misleading or fake EMS alerts. But, will KOIN's new news directer have the balls to dish out any discipline!?

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Ralph · May 1, 2017
"We just blew our entire KOIN paycheck on one night of bowling."

Clark · May 1, 2017
This just in... reporter drops bowling ball on co-worker's head, then bowls perfect game!

Dino · May 1, 2017
In other developing stories, Portland is still weird.

Chris · May 1, 2017
We've got the 'balls' to cover the stories the other stations won't. If you 'strike' someone we will 'pin' it on you. We will 'spare' no expense.

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