Job Posting for a "Scannerhead"

Are you a "Scannerhead"? 

If you are, we have a job for you.

WOAY (Oak Hill, West Virginia) is looking for someone that can help them buy and program a new scanner for the station. 

They say they will reimburse you for your time. 

I guess in West Virginia, while it's easy to find a "skinhead" it's a bit tougher to track down a "scannerhead."

Just saying.... 

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