Bill O'Reilly is Now Blaming God (No Really he is!)

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Either Bill O'Reilly has named his penis God, or he is really pissed at the man upstairs. 

The former Fox News host says that all his payouts to women that he sexually harassed is not his fault and he puts the blame on God. 

"You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I'm mad at him," O'Reilly said on his podcast. "I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn't happen. I can't explain it to you. Yeah, I'm mad at him."

Now, if he named his penis God and his mad at his penis, this all makes sense, but if he is seriously blaming this on God Almighty, then this guy's mind is gone. 

He went on, "If I die tomorrow and I get an opportunity, I'll say, 'Why'd you guys work me over like that? Didn't [you] know my children were going to be punished? And they're innocent,'" he said. 

Somone needs to tell O'Reilly that he brought this on his own family with his actions. Don't blame God.

God didn't have to write a check for $32 million bucks to keep a woman silent. God did not have to pay out 5 other victims, so they wouldn't talk. 

I get your pissed at Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly for standing up and speaking the truth, but I assure you, God is not out to get you. 

Maybe if you stop worshiping Bill O'Reilly and maybe look to the man upstairs, you might be able to figure that out. 

Just saying....