Or You Can Watch Paint Dry

Another debate Tonight, but if you are expecting big fireworks in this one, you're going to be disappointed.

Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine and Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence will take the stage tonight for the first and only vice presidential debate.

Which will kind of be like watching you gym teacher and the school janitor squaring off. Neither candidate is very energizing or exciting, so it is likely this debate will be a yawner. 

The good news, we will likely not hear about about Howard Stern, fat beauty pageant  contestants or Donald Trump's penis. 

The debate will be moderated by CBS News Anchor Elaine Quijano and will feature nine 10-minute segments over the course of 90 minutes with no commercial breaks.

You can watch the debate, or go out front and watch the grass grow, which will most likely be more exciting. 

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