As he watches his poll numbers drop like a rock, Donald Trump's new handlers (Roger Ailes? got the orange guy to kind of sort of say he was sorry for some of the shit he has said.

Speaking last night, Trump said, "Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing... I have done that, and I regret it, particularly where it may have caused personal pain. Too much is at stake for us to be consumed with these issues.”

But wait!

Trump now says he may have chosen the wrong words. But what about this?

Trump also said that he would not lie to the American people?

Sorry Mr. Trump that shipped sailed a long, long time ago.