Last week, FTVLive told you that Geraldo Rivera was going to be the first to get the hook on ABC's Dancing with the Stars  and we were right (which impressive, since we have never seen a single second of the show ever). 

Rivera was the first contestant eliminated from season 22 of ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars” tonight following an unimpressive debut that showed once again that TV news people can't dance. 

Geraldo took his elimination well, saying, “If I didn’t get eliminated tonight I would have demanded a recount.”

No recount needed Geraldo, you can stick a fork in, you're done. 

But he did take a shot at Donald Trump on his way out