Planning to visit the Magic Kingdom? Don't even think about bringing a selfie stick. You'll have to rely on posting to your social media the old fashioned way; at arm's length. If you're an MMJ, you'll need to lug your tripod.

Whenever something like this goes into effect, it's usually because a few idiots ignored common sense. Disney had only banned the sticks on rides, but not in the park. That changed last week when some genius pulled out a selfie stick while riding California Screamin'. The roller coaster was immediately shut down midway into the ride. 

Now how does Disney expect MMJ's to do their stand ups?