This morning, WRIC (Richmond) morning Anchor Amanda Malkowski read a story about what position you should be in when you take a poop.

No shit....This really was a new story.

If this doesn't have Emmy written all over it? I don't want to live anymore. 

By the way, as long as my buddy C.W. takes in the can, if he squatted instead of sitting, he would have the strongest legs in the world.

Just saying....