We all know the greatest chance of dying, being poisoned in your kitchen, or attacked by a bear comes during Nov, Feb, May and July. But have you really paid attention to network news?

If you have, then you know we have a tough time going to the bathroom, suffer severe heartburn, can't breathe or worse, can't 'perform'! And that's just the commercials.

I've often wondered how you're supposed to talk to your kids about the terrible things going on in the world or WORSE - 'erectile dysfunction'? 

This is a pretty funny analysis by marketing guru Paul Greeley.

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