Fox News blowahard Howard Kurtz and his girlfriend Lauren Ashburn did segment on Mediabuzz about the fact that Fox News doesn't only have blonde Anchorwomen.

Why the hell Kurtz is wasting viewers time with this crap, we can't tell you.

Awkward Howie and  Ashburn's back and forth seemed so scripted that it was painful to watch.

As painful as that was to watch, it still was nothing close to this.