FTVLive is here to help you people figure out the world of TV News.

We know how frustrating it is to get a News Director on the phone and Today FTVLive is going to pull back the curtain a bit.

You see, News Directors speak a totally different language than the rest of us. They also work on a much different time schedule than anyone else on the planet.

So head over to ScottLand and let us tell you what News Directors like our buddy Bob Longo and the rest of them are really saying when they talk to you.