Like a gift from the rating gods....

A news crew from WJLA was covering a routine house fire, when a man walked up to the camera and said he was the one that started the blaze. 

"Me! Me! I set it on fire," said the young adult man, who would only identify himself as, "Carlos."

While firefighters lugged water hoses and aluminum ladders to the burning structure along the "Carlos" remained calm and relaxed. He candidly answered a string of questions with an ABC7 News microphone and camera recording in plain sight.

Question #1: "How did you do it?"

"I just poured gasoline on the floor, set it on fire, went to grab a drink, and came back," "Carlos" remarked without batting an eye.

Let's go to the story: 

H/T WJLA