You have to hand it to Mickey the Baboon...it doesn't take him long to get to second base. 

KTXL (Sacramento) Reporter Sabrina Rodriguez was reporting from the Lodi Grape Festival (how exciting that must have been) last week when things went awry during a segment with Mickey.

After pleasantly shaking hands, Mickey the Baboon went right for Rodriguez's right boob. And then check out Mickey's smile!

Oh yeah! He knows what he's doing.  

Let's go to the video: 

H/T Mediaite