Every time I go into a casino and look at the slot machine players, I'm shocked at how old these people are. 

I would say that the average age of a casino slot player is...dead. ​

I watched two women playing slots at The Wynn, both were on breathing machines and looked like they had been dead for 5 years and somebody forgot  ​to tell them.

It's hard to picture our beloved Katie Couric as an 85 year old grandma.

But this picture shot of Couric Today in Las Vegas, is making us wonder if Katie has crossed over to "old lady" status. ​

Katie! Katie! Katie! Play poker, blackjack or even craps....but please don't play the slot machines/ You're still too young for that. ​