It was the night before Christmas at NBC.
David Gregory is wondering "what will happen to me?"

Over at Fox News.... the feeling's just right.
Santa will soon be here.... and damn it he's white. 

Matt Lauer was spotted buying gifts in a hurry....
Not a single one.... was for Ann Curry.

Out on the street....is Martin Bashir...
At least he didn't yell out... "you damn Fucking Queer!"

Over at ABC there is so much glee...
No one is happier.... than Ginger Zee.

At local stations they hang the stockings with care...
They hope their station doesn't get bought by Sinclair.

Santa is coming...with his majestic reindeer.
One that's named Kreamer.... wants the fuck out of here.

The New Day gang wants some toys or a sucker....
They will get neither....says their boss Zucker.

So now that we look to 2014...
Let's hope that Nancy Grace.... won't be so mean.

We look to the Feb book and the next ratings fight....
But for now...let's just relax and have a good night.

Happy Holidays!!!