“Ah, nothing better than waking up with the kids at 6, turning on the news, and being treated to a blurred picture of a woman spreading her cheeks,” said a viewer who watched the morning news on KVOA in Tucson.

An employee of a local school district appears to have an OnlyFans page, and this is a screenshot of how KVOA started their story and posted on their website.

While I’m not saying this is not a legit story, I don’t think this is your shot selection choice for the morning newscast.

Just saying.