Speaking of dicks…..

Fox News Tucker Carlson and the rest of the 5th graders that work on his show, decided to come up with a new name for the monkeypox virus that is spreading around the world.

While people in all walks of life have gotten the very painful monkeypox, it has a bigger impact on gay men and their chance of getting it.

So, Carlson says that his staff and viewers have come up with a new name and they are calling it “Schlong COVID.”

While this is completely juvenile, it is clearly in step with Carlson and his show.

At most places, crap like this would be a fireable offense, but at Fox News, it’s part of your developmental goals for the year.