It appears that Amazon Pay thinks that I either run or own the Hearst Stations, which is news to me and I’m sure news to Hearst.

I got this email from Amazon Pay wanting to see if I wanted to run an advertising campaign to help increase the business of Hearst Stations.

I’m fairly certain that I don’t own or run the Hearst Stations, but on the off chance that I do, I say 25% raises across the board!

Here’s a screenshot from my email from Amazon.