Nexstar’s WFLA posted a story about a guy that was arrested for child porn.

That is sick, but it gets so much more disgusting. When I first starting reading the story, I thought it was the Onion.

The station went to a presser with Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd to talk about the arrest of this guy. It seems that the suspect Jose Araza not only was dealing in child porn, be he was also purchasing and eating soiled underwear.

It’s not every day when you have the local sheriff saying in a presser, “There’s a market out there,” said Judd. “You know what kinds of things get into soiled underwear, right?” “Sometimes you think you’re passing gas and you’re not. You can’t trust a fart when you’re over 60. But this guy will buy it.”

Here’s the presser. Hope you planned on skipping lunch today.