Like a Match Made in ________________ (Fill in the Blank) (updated)
The other day, FTVLive told you that Fox News host Sean Hannity finally came out and admitted that he got divorced.
Hannity said the divorce happened almost a year ago, so why did he just make it public?
Well, here’s your answer.
It appears that Hannity has a new girlfriend and I don’t think a single one of you will be surprised to learn that it is none other than Fox and Friends host Steve Doocy.
No, wait! That’s not right…. It’s Ainsley Earhardt.
Yep like a match made in right-wing heaven, it appears that Hannity has made a Fox and Friend his girlfriend.
Word is that Hannity and Earhardt aren’t acknowledging that they are the first couple of Fox News, but insiders do say that the two are dating.
Now, there are so many jokes I could make here and a number of them might sound mean. So, I think I’ll take a pass and let you guys come up with your own.
I’ll admit, it’s really hard to bite my tongue on this one.
Update: Fox News sent along this statement from each: Ainsley Earhardt said, “Right now I am focused on raising my daughter and I am not dating anyone. As anyone at FOX News will tell you, Sean is a wonderful person and whomever he chooses to date will be extremely fortunate.”
Sean Hannity said, “I do not discuss my personal life in public”