By now, most of you have heard or read the story of the Texas teenage girl that licked a package of Blue Bell Ice Crean and put it back on the store’s shelf.

A disgusting story of a kid doing a stupid thing to say the least.

This is how Graham’s KPRC decided to handle the story:

The KPRC story goes onto say this:

I’m no rocket scientist, but I’m going to say the one with the label “Licked” is the one that was licked.

If this doesn’t win an Emmy, is life really worth living?

Welcome to Journalism in 2019 people.