Sinclair owned WSYX (Columbus) is promoting the fact that this is "Gator Week" at the station. The station is celebrating "Gator Week" on their morning show. 

This is Columbus, Ohio, not Columbus, Georgia, unless you go to the zoo, you are not going to run into any gators. 

At 2am, this morning while walking Rory, I watched about a 5 foot gator make his way across the road and into a pond. But, I live in fucking Florida, not Ohio!

Tune in next week to the Sinclair station as I hear it's going to be kangaroo week at WSYX.