An East Hampton man who's name is Stormy Daniels is fed up with unwelcome visitors to his home.

Daniels called police to complain about a rash of uninvited visitors at his front door.  

“I’m just an ordinary retiree,” he told police.

Daniels says he acquired the nickname “Stormy” when he was a pilot in the Air Force during the Vietnam War, and it just stuck.

Coincidentally, he also had a short career as a TV weatherman for long ago shuttered Hamptons News 67 from 1981–86, but the current attention he’s receiving is far more than he even had during his days as a broadcaster, the bewildered man explains.

“I don’t know who all these people are, but I wish they’d cut it out!” Daniels added before slamming his door and returning to the darkness of his home on Thursday.

We're guessing he's not the Stormy Daniels that Trump paid $130,000 to stay quiet. 

H/T Dan's Papers