It appears that if you want the straight poop, you need to watch local TV news. 

From Florida to Colorado the big story is B-M.

In Colorado Springs, some woman is taking a dump while she's jogging and the local news even showed the dump but did blur it out for those eating dinner as the story aired.

Down in Florida, it's poop that's coming out of the ground that black gold. Next thing you know old Jed's not a millionaire. 

WINK's Olivia Mancino found herself on poop patrol. 

4 years of J-School and you find yourself covering a shit story. 

Is this a great business or what.