In keeping with TEGNA's new philosophy of only reporting the important stories, let's head out to KPNX-TV in Phoenix.

Here we find reporter William Pitts tackling: "Can Kombucha get your drunk? Let's find out by chugging three bottles." Stand back folks, this is a big one.

Now if this doesn't garner a couple of Emmys and a Murrow, nothing will. Good job, TEGNA.