While the networks spent millions of fancy election sets, none of them could compare to Dan Rather's very own private election center. 

Rather posted to Facebook, "Welcome to the Dan Rather campaign headquarters - me, my trusty computer keyboard, all of you - my friends on Facebook - and, of course, a bowl of Frito-Lay to help this ol’ Texan get through the long night."

You can have the fancy lights, the huge monitors and the giant desk, Dan has Frito's.

Game over....

And from that election center, dan spouted off goodies like this: