According to WCAU the NBC O&O, some people were chunking some pumpkins around and it turned deadly.

Who would have thought that shooting gourds hundreds of feet with homemade equipment would be dangerous?

WCAU calls it breaking news, we call it Darwin's Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection.

Also, I don't know what you, but Punkin Chunkin sounds like a donut store to me. 

Just saying....